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me:
*puts on headphones*
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everyone else:
hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
<3
(Source: snoopdong, via procrastinatingfulltime)
I always hate how the “teach both theories” folks act like faith is on equal footing with science.
(Source: why-would-god)
(via thats-so-meme)
I hope Rick Santorum gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional
(via ihopericksantorum)
I watched that episode of Sponegbob today where Patrick realizes he’s never won any awards because he’s done nothing with his life so he starts copying Spongebob’s every move in an attempt to get one and I’m pretty sure this episode is almost a decade old but it’s amazing how much it still resonates today:
I don’t understand why people argue they’re gay. It’s obvious there is no argument needed.
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
can we get together
i really
i really wanna be with you
either this is fake or it’s time to turn my truck into a tank. I’ma be fuckin READY
(Source: xnadyaly, via procrastinatingfulltime)
(Source: thedailymeme)
